Category: Joke Board
I post the following material for amusement purposes only. Any similarities between this poetry and reality, perceived or otherwise, are meer coincidence. The views expressed here do not necessarily reflect the view of the poster. Ok, so yeah, maybe I've been reading one to many end user license agreements lately. Here ya go.
Women's Poem
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big's my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give
a shit.
Lol. I've seen this before. Still funny the second read.
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Defines the battle of the sexes pretty well.
Bob
rofl, that's amazing!
Just goes to prove that men are pigs. rofl
and women are oxen. Remember that one Becky?
Bob
Men are pigs and from the female perspective, this is a pointless prayer as men like this don't exist!
How does a man make love to a woman's mind? If there's anyone who can teach me, I'd be up for the challenge.
Oh, and see Jim, now that's my kind of poetry. Ha!
seen it before too, but it's funny nonetheless.
Hahahah! Fantastic. I know a few men who wouldn't understand why the second poem is cause for laughter.